Monday, February 13, 2012

Smilax: aka Greenbrier, Catbrier, or "Wait-a-minute Vine"

I wonder if there was ever a sci-fi movie called "Invasion of the Smilax."  It's a prolific and hardy vine that I've become well-acquainted with on the Sandhills Farm Life Nature Trail and on my own property.


It's brutal thorns are the first things students notice.  All of this plant's other names are apt.  Greenbrier is descriptive, as it keeps this color year round.  Catbrier is a reference to how it can rake across your unprotected arm, leg, or face in a heartbeat.  And some refer to it as the "wait-a-minute vine" because when it snags your clothing, you have to delay your stroll while you gingerly disentangle yourself.  Hopefully, without further injury.

These thorns are stiff and unyielding, but at least they don't embed themselves in your tender skin like cactus, blackberry thorns, and others.

Smilax is a native vine, so no matter how it thrives, it's not considered invasive.  I wear heavy gloves when clipping it at ground level in areas where it's unwanted.  I cleared this wheelbarrow load out of Judy's prayer garden, where it is planted by songbirds among the sweetshrubs.  Winter is a good time to spot it and eliminate it, if only temporarily.

The next two pictures show what a dense tangle this vine can become if not kept in check.  You can also see the dark berries which grow on mature plants.  In spite of its "dark" qualities, smilax apparently has some benefits.  The berries provide food for birds and other creatures throughout the year, not just seasonally.  And deer can even eat the spiny stems.  I can scarcely see how!


On the back part of our property, I've allowed smilax to spread uncontested.  With most of the trees bare of leaves, you can see how huge clumps of smilax have claimed a place in the understory and canopy layers of the forest.

I've recently read that the rhizomes, or rootstock of smilax are actualy edible by humans.  I'm going to check into that, but even a master chef like Judy will need some convincing before incorporating it into one of her dishes.


Over the last thirty-plus years here at the Loyd place I've finally eradicated sandspurs.  I've limited cactus to the areas where it won't be a hazard.  But I'm not in a position to declare war on smilax.  I'd have to dig up every new sprout by the roots, which can often be deep.  And the birds would continue to plant more.  So I'll have to be content with the ongoing pruning, both at home and on the nature trail, reminding myself that every single creation of God has a place in the grand scheme of things.

Vines in general are quite fascinating.  Their common trait is that they depend on twining growth and tendrils that cling to anything nearby for support.  Other vines that are abundant here at home and on the nature trail are:

  • poison ivy
  • honeysuckle
  • Trumpet Creeper/Japanese ivy
  • grapevine
  • Virginia Creeper
  • wisteria
  • Carolina jasmine
  • English ivy
  • sweet peas
  • morning glory
  • KUDZU
Of this list, kudzu might be the most likely candidate for a blog post of its own.  Stay tuned.  And before winter is over, pick a mild afternoon for a stroll on the Sandhills Farm Life Nature Trail.  And watch out for SMILAX!



Thursday, February 9, 2012

Sixties Celebrities: a change of pace

This font is the only part of this blog in living color.
Switch your mind to black-and-white, as in
sixties television.  My blog readers include those who grew up on the melodramatic fare of those days, as well as those who saw the same shows years later on Nickolodeon or TVLand.

I compiled the photo collage below from 30 pictures I cut out of the TV listings of The Atlanta Journal when I was a kid.  I found a small box with these and more than 100 others that I clipped from "the Green Sheet," as it was known (I scanned these in B&W).  I thought it would be fun (for me, at least) to throw out in cyberspace some random thoughts and trivia regarding some of these one-time stars (others, I don't know enough about to even comment).
I'd be delighted to read some of your thoughts and impressions-- don't hesitate to leave a comment.


  • Hayley Mills, daughter of actor John Mills, was in The Parent Trap.
  • Broderick Crawford was the stoic chief on Highway Patrol.  Ah, those were the days when patrol cars were black and white on TV and in real life!
  • Red Skelton.  I could do a whole blog on him.  The one comedian who didn't annoy you when he laughed at his own jokes.  A heart of gold.  Ended his shows with a humble ". . . and may God bless."
  • I only know of James (Jimmy) Cagney as the classic gangster stereotype.
  • Carroll O'Connor was about to make a name for himself as Archie Bunker on "All in the Family."  Glad I've still got a tape of their highlights.
  • I knew of Burl Ives as a folksinger, not an actor.  One of the first LP records my family purchased after we got a stereo (around 1965, at Zayre) taught me songs like "For Me and My Gal" and "Red Sails in the Sunset."
  • Arthur Godfrey was more famous for hosting some sort of amateur talent show, and later as an advertising spokesman (was it Geritol?)
  • Mickey Rooney always got on my nerves, so I didn't give him much attention.
  • Bob Hope was a transcendent comic for the ages, reaching out to audiences across seven decades.  His U.S.O Christmas shows for our servicemen were all classics.
  • Elizabeth Taylor.  Judy and I just saw her in her youngest role, a 1940-something version of "Jane Eyre."  Later came "National Velvet," lots of husbands, and lots of diamonds.
  • Jonathan Winters was very popular but for some reason he was too corny for me.  That's hard to believe, eh, readers?
  • Merle Haggard?  Singer, yes.  Actor, no.  But the "Green Sheet" highlighted performers from those endless "variety shows" as they were known then.
  • Brigitte Bardot.  Did she make the bikini famous, or was it the other way around?
  • Tammy Wynette is associated with "Stand By Your Man." 
  • Ernest Borgnine was on "McHale's Navy," where he was straight man to Tim Conway (Ensign Parker?).  I never thought Borgnine was much of an actor, but years later he begged for the role of his idol Vince Lombardi, and wowed the critics.
  • Sophia Loren was supposedly a voluptuous Italian, but we never got to watch her movies at my house.
  • Merv Griffin was on at 4:00 in the afternoon and for two decades folks watched him and his endless parade of top-notch guests as religiously as they did for Oprah years later.
  • E.G. Marshall made an impression on me in the dramatic series "The Defenders," which was a courtroom show, but different from "Perry Mason."  Young folks, you may not realize it, but he has advertised all kinds of stuff on latter day TV, so he may look familiar.
Well, I told you it would be random, and I kept my promise.  If any of these stir your curiosity, check Google or Wikipedia.  And like I said, leave your own comments.  How's this for a change of pace?

Monday, February 6, 2012

And if you liked THOSE videos . . .

Here are three final videos to complete
my summary of January mayhem at the
Loyd Playhouse.

In this video, the kids enjoy what I think
is the most brilliant toy ever-- the Sit-n-Spin.
Jennifer and Amanda could ride separately
or together when they were pre-schoolers
and it looks like their kids also have the knack.
They're just a few weeks from mastering
the "hand-over-hand technique."  Then they'll
really be zooming.  (32 seconds)


This one is sort of funny.  Bri starts out pulling
Claire in the wagon.  Bri thinks it's funny that
Claire says "Well."  Then Claire decides that
pulling will be more fun than being pulled.  So
begins a semi-struggle to see who will pull
the empty wagon.  (28 seconds)


Fortunately, when it's Grandpa Ken's turn
to pull, no one tries to take the reins from me.
I rope the car and wagon together so I can
pull three kids around the yard at once.
Judy does a great job on the video-- it's hard
to keep up with a moving target.  (39 seconds)


I hope you enjoyed these.  I'll get Hunter
in action at first opportunity.  Let's roll
into February!

Friday, February 3, 2012

January Action Videos!

Somehow, when we had both Brianna and
Claire last Friday, I was free to take more
pictures and videos.  The girls entertained
each other and Evan for extended periods
and had some lively conversations.

In this video, Bri had already pulled Evan
quite a distance in the wagon before I
started filming.  As the ground leveled out
and her load got heavier, she announces,
"We're not doing very well."  But she would
volunteer for "pulling duty" again and again.
(17 seconds)


Grandpa Ken finally got around to replacing
some nuts and bolts to improve our 26 year-old
glide swing.  The girls like it much better now
that it swings smoothly and has old bicycle
seats for comfort.  For some reason, both girls
prefer the seat to the left.  When Bri climbs off
and suggests that they go for a run in the field,
Claire takes advantage to head for the other
seat.  When Bri sees that, she falls apart-- but
 Grandpa easily averts catastrophe, don't worry.
(30 seconds)



Dear Reader, I hope you have memories of
making large packing boxes into a fantasy
playhouse.  A simple box can be a castle,
a truck, a spaceship, you name it.  The girls
have a good time in this washing machine box.
The giggly girls lean out the windows to inquire,
"Hey, what's down there?"  And Claire still
has her American flag.
(1 minute)


That Friday was a video-rich day, so I
will be posting another blog with three
additional heart-warming videos.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Parting shots from January 2012

This blog post is a continuation of the last
one, as I try to catch up on my January
photos of the grandchildren.

"And don't forget ME!" says Kitty Cat.
This is one of his many favorite places around
the house.  And sometimes they are hiding places!

When Grandma adds her real stethoscope to the
Fisher-Price doctor kit, practicing medicine is
suddenly a lot more interesting.

"They're going to have to take out my what?"

"SAVE ME, doctor.  I'm placing myself in your hands."

Any 14 month-old with these soccer skills is
bound to be a Kirby.

Claire is such a dedicated yard worker she's
even mowing the gravel in the driveway.

Evan plus the wagon may be heavier than Brianna,
but Bri is determined to pull it until she drops.

The girls enjoy visiting a special log in the woods
that they call Grandpa's tree.

A very patriotic spot, as you can see.  We were
treated to Claire's recitation of the Pledge of
Allegiance more than once this day.

Evan likes dead trees, too.  It didn't look so high
from down below.


Grandpa has recently re-furbished the glide swing,
and the girls just love it now.

Evan is quite the chef.  His specialty is stir-fry.
Sand or whatever.

Bri has extra places set for teatime, but baby
can't wait.  This child is starving.

There are never quite enough hands.  This is the first
time Evan rode our horsey independently.  It was used
in bygone days by Jennifer, Amanda, ... and JUDY!

Granny pops by with an enticing offer.
"But I guess with all that good food you
wouldn't be interested in these blueberries . . . ."
(The children finished off the berries in minutes)

The washing machine box I saved is on its last
legs, but still adding to creative play.  Will Evan
dare to enter this castle?

Even while enjoying the blueberry snack, Bri
thoughtfully offers Evan a push. (She offered
him a blueberry, too).

Kitty Cat loves to be near the children, but can
often be very elusive.  Let's just see if Evan can
follow him onto that woodpile.

Nope, but Kitty Cat admires Evan's perseverance
and offers a free petting.  That's a win-win situation.

Most children have to learn first-hand why this
popular toy is called a Sit-and-Spin, not a
Stand-and-Spin.

With a long enough rope, I rigged the car and
wagon so all the children could ride at once.

There goes Kitty Cat and we're off to the races
once again.  But Kitty Cat can only be caught
when he wants to be!

When you see this threesome all sitting down at
the same time, you know they're about out of
energy.  And I'm sure you've been wondering
where Hunter has been.  Well, he was with his
Mommy, supposedly being offered a great
opportunity to take a nap.  But we'll have some
of his classic moments soon.

Stay tuned for some video highlights
that will make you smile-- coming soon.




Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Back in the Fast Lane

Here it is February 1, and this is my first blog featuring my grandchildren since the start of 2012.  I committed to keeping my recent blogs of the Beulah Hill church renovation up through the end of January.  If you're looking for those, just scroll on down, they're still posted.

Now, back to the grandchildren . . .
Hunter tries to decide which end of his New Year's
horn will deliver the biggest honk.

When Granny was at our house she asked Brianna if
 she wanted a blanket.  Bri answered, "Not right now. . .
 I may go to sleep."  She certainly was played out!


Bri didn't need any instruction on how
to toot that horn.  And what a hoot it was!





Hunter says,"Don't tell me, let me guess . . .
Grandpa's holding me, right?"

Claire, with airplane in hand, advises, "Grandma,
you know you can't really take my picture with
that camera, don't you?"

Presenting: Evan with the world famous P-47
Thunderbolt.  He likes airplanes, too.

Excuse me, this is my break.  Can you
come back a little later?

Mommy says, "I love you, Ev-man."

Claire says there's no place like Grandma's lap
to explore a new book.

Hunter: "Grandma, this pink microphone is a
little tacky.  But I like it!"

Bri: "And why shouldn't I sit like this to read?"

Step 1: This is how you place a
necklace over your head.

Step 2:  If Step 1 misses the
mark, you simply try again.

Step 3: The necklace is ON!

Uh, how do I get this thing OFF!?

Pretty good blog, Grandpa.  I'm looking forward
to the next one.

And the next one is right around the corner, folks!