Grandpa Ken found that Brianna can be quite content just lying on the couch communing (okay, staring).
Grandpa is notorious for clumsily allowing Brianna's pacifier to fall to the floor, so Bri finds that his ring finger is a succulent substitute that can't be dropped.
Grandma introduces an attentive Brianna to a girl's best friend.
"No, not the puppy dog-- that's man's best friend. It's the TELEPHONE, of course!"
Step 1: Begin reading "The Eency Weency Spider" (or is "Itsy Bitsy")

Step 2: Continue reading, moving to the side. Baby's eyes will follow.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but Brianna's investigation just results in a harmless reversal of position-- to her tummy. How long will she stay there?

"Listen folks, it's not easy to do this move gracefully. Now I'll nonchalantly study the quilt pattern while I try to figure how to get out of this awkward situation."

"Well, lo and behold. There's that spider book. How does it keep moving from place to place. For that matter, how do I?"
Step 2: Continue reading, moving to the side. Baby's eyes will follow.
Step 3: Continue to engage baby laterally.
"Forget the book. What's Grandpa doing behind me with that little metallic object that occasionally makes a bright flash?"
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but Brianna's investigation just results in a harmless reversal of position-- to her tummy. How long will she stay there?
"Listen folks, it's not easy to do this move gracefully. Now I'll nonchalantly study the quilt pattern while I try to figure how to get out of this awkward situation."
"Well, lo and behold. There's that spider book. How does it keep moving from place to place. For that matter, how do I?"
"Hmm. I've heard of Bigfoot, but didn't know he was a relative."
In my next blog post, cousin Claire Devon Kirby gets equal time. See you then!
1 comment:
Wow! They grow so fast, don't they? You have two very beautiful granddaughters! They soak up some knowledge don't they??? I can't wait until they start talking--can you?!
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