Him: Honey, didja ever wonder why tropical storms are called "her"icanes instead of "him"icanes?
Her: No, why is that, Sweetie?
Him: It's because they're so blamed unpredictable! Yuk yuk yuk.
Her: Hmmm. Well, you've just solved another mystery for me.
Him: What's that, baby?
Her: I had always wondered why they're called "HIM"orrhoids. Now I think I know.
Girls RULE! Believe, me, I know!
* Explanation: The part about "her"icanes and "him"icanes I got from an old joke in Boys Life magazine years ago. The part about "him"orrhoids came to me the other day, and is original as far as I know. Hope you liked it.
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