Wednesday, February 16, 2011

"Four on the Floor"

When you have four grandchildren under the age of two, you just might have four on the floor.  Or in the yard.  Or in high chairs. Or in the stroller.  In fact, who knows where you'll find them?

Grandma Judy: "Hunter, now that you're 4 months old, you'll have more responsibilities around here."


Hide-and-Seek with Brianna.  Her philosophy is, if she can't see us, we can't see her.


Brianna:  "You kitty cats will have to find your own hiding places."


It all started out as a typical workout for Hunter.
"Hmm.  I wonder if I can reach that blue moon thingy."

Next thing you know. . . over you go!
Hunter: "HEY, where'd the blue moon go?  Uh oh-- is my best side showing?"



Hunter: "TA DA!  There, everything's back to normal."


Hunter:  " Yeah, Grandma, that was quite a workout.  Hey, where are you taking me?"


"Yeah, it was. . . some. . . workout. . . zzzzzzzzzzzzz."


Oblivious to Hunter's exertions, Brianna concentrates on one of her 101 goals (like Mommy), memorizing the words to her 100 Songs for Kids video.


"Don't make fun of me, Grandpa.  I need to learn them so I can be on American Idol when I'm 16. And maybe I'll grow into these sunglasses by then, too."


Claire's filling up her grocery cart (kindly passed on from Emma and Jessie).
First, she's gathered all the Veggie Tale characters in the house (also from Emma and Jessie).
Now, she's collected all the "hearts" she can find, in honor of Valentine's Day.  Where'd we ever get all those heart magnets?


Claire: "Enough with the shopping.  Now I'll play Pony Express and deliver all those Valentines."


Evan: "Right on, Big Sis.  And just as soon as I can do some exciting stuff like that, I want Grandpa to do a blog just about me!"  (Don't worry, Evan, you won't have to wait that long.)


When Claire checks out the sliding board, she discovers she has a new downstairs neighbor: it's KITTY CAT!


Kitty Cat says: "I just love these kids.  They simply adore me.  They share their toys.  They pet me gently-- most of the time. They put this nice quilt in here just for me.  Let me know when they've gone home, okay?"


Okay, they've gone home.  But they'll be back.  And the sooner the better!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

My Life as a Rock

A couple of weeks ago I shared a lesson on rocks and minerals at Farm Life School.  I emphasized that rocks never stop changing as long as they are in their natural surroundings.  They are subject to the forces of heat, cold, wind, rain, pressure, and so on.  I shared a story I wrote in 1991 that demonstrates events in the life of an imaginary rock.




My Life as a Rock

Dear Diary,
     I've been around a long time-- thousands of years, I guess.  But the last few years have been the most interesting of all.  Let me tell you about it from the beginning.  All I honestly remember is being really, really hot.  In a good way.  Then gradually cooling down.  And it was very, very dark.  The first few millenia were actually kind of boring, not much to tell.  I got pushed around by big, icy glaciers.  I've also rolled down a few mountainsides in my time.  And once, just for the sheer fun of it, I jumped straight off a cliff into the churning ocean waves.  Now that was a moving experience, let me tell you.  In just a week, I was already tired of being swept to and fro , pounded by those mighty waves.  But that was just tough.  It would be many more years before I finally got a good night's sleep again.  But finally, a high tide washed me so far up onto a beach that the reaching waves could never capture me again.  I didn't feel quite so rough around the edges after that.  And I felt cleaner than I'd ever felt before.

     So after getting over my dizziness, I thought I'd make the best of a bad situation and soak up some rays.  But after a few years of that I was no tanner than before.  However, I did have lots of time for thinking.  Thinking deep thoughts.  Like: "The sun rises.  The sun sets.  There is nothing new under the sun." I dreamed of the day rocks would write books.  I was full of ideas.

     Little did I know of the huge change my life was about to take.  I mean here I was, even older than Methuselah, and I thought I'd seen everything.  Then early one morning-- I hadn't even done my exercises yet-- when I felt myself being lifted up.  I was surrounded by the warm, firm touch of a man's large hand.  Well, that was different.  I mean, I had observed these strange creatures before, but I never really paid much attention to them.  I always thought of them as some kind of mutant palm trees that could walk.  But I never bothered them, and up until now, they hadn't seemed to notice me.

     Anyway, the next thing this guy did really took me by surprise.  He took this hammer thingy, and before I knew what hit me, whammo!  The character had split me in two!  I was furious.  And I had no super-glue.  What I did have was a headache supreme.  I was so steamed at this guy.  But as he held up my two halves in the early morning sunlight, I forgot my anger as I saw something I had never seen before-- and never could have seen before.  My insides were full of sparkly, glistening crystals.  So THAT'S what my guts look like, I thought.  I always thought I was a fine-looking specimen, but even I was impressed.

     The rest is history.  He brought me to his home and placed both my halves delicately in a padded case.  So this was what "the royal treatment" meant.  There were all kinds of beautiful rocks around me, but none just like me.  I was truly unique.  My life ever since that day has been a rock's dream.  All these nice friends, each with a story as compelling as mine.  And an owner who loves and appreciates me.  I've never felt prouder than when he takes to me to this place called a "school" and shows me off as the prize of his collection. 

     Best of all, with this life of leisure, I finally have a chance to be a writer.  So, my friends, if I have any advice for you, it would be: Have somebody take a hammer and crack you open; it could open up a whole new world for you!


    

Well, I hope you enjoyed this little tale.  For educators or parents, this is an example of how science and creative writing can be easily integrated.  As I typed the story today, I also did a lot of editing, particularly with word choice.  It was my practice as a teacher to write when my class wrote.  This communicated to them that writing was not just schoolwork or drudgery, but something I wanted to do.  How else would the ideas get out?  Over the years I collected a briefcase full of samples which I relied on for modeling to my students.

Many children in elementary school dread writing, especially formal assessments.  It takes every trick in the book to bring out the writer that can be in each child.  But it's not a trick if the topic is intrinsically interesting and the experience has come to be a positive one.  The icing on the cake for many students was to be allowed to read their product to the class (microphone and all) and receive the enthusiastic approval of their peers.  Teachers can't manufacture motivation that even compares to that.

In closing, here's a syllogism you might find useful:
What I think, I can say.
What I can say, I can write.
What I can write, I can read.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

More "Breaking in New Stuff"

Here are 10 more action shots from late January/ early February that will get me (and you) up to date on the grandchildren.  Hope you enjoy.

Brianna:  "Uh, Claire, isn't it a problem that your front wheels are facing different directions?"
Claire: "Don't be silly, Bri.  That's so when I come to a fork in the road I can go both ways."


Claire: "Who cares about digging to China.  I'm just looking for some macaroni."


Claire: "Well, that never happened before.  Baby went to sleep before I could even read 'The cow says moo.'"


Claire: "Say, Grandpa, this isn't quicksand, is it?"


"Alas!  The heroine slides into a frothy vat of macaroni and cheese!"


"We'll have to stop eating on the floor.  There's sand everywhere."

Kitty Cat says," I wonder what Bri and Claire are doing right now.  I know what Evan and Hunter are doing-- eatin', sleepin', or poopin.'"


Brianna: "So what if the old town criers used to carry handbells around.  I happen to prefer windchimes."


Bri: "Um, can't we just pretend you didn't see this?"


Claire: "Hey, what are you trying to do-- give away my secret ingredient?!"


Well, it's no secret that having these kids around is a recipe for endless fun!

Monday, February 7, 2011

Breaking in Some New Stuff

Before I get into today's pictures of the grandchildren, I'd like to put in a plug for my new Facebook page, Friends of the Sandhills Farm Life Nature Trail.  This week I completed a photo album of about 75 pictures that feature most of the significant plants-- and one very special snake-- so that you can take a "Virtual Nature Walk."  Here's the link Sandhills Farm Life Nature Trail.  You may have to have a Facebook account to access this-- I'm not absolutely certain.  But it was the most reasonable way to load such a high volume of photos, and there will be more N.T. albums to come.

Now, to the latest activities of Brianna, Claire, Hunter, and Evan.

Brianna: "Claire, I can't remember: do we wipe our feet when we come in or when we go out?"


Grandpa:  "And girls, if you keep eating Goldfish at this pace, you'll have a great big lap for your grandchildren one day, too."


While Brianna dumps her teddy bears out so she can hug them, Claire's legs are trotting off in the background, seeking a new adventure.


This is one of those "Precious Moments" moments.  Heartfelt affection shown by a pat on the shoulder and a pair of priceless smiles.
Brianna:  "I love you the MOSTEST, Claire.  Now, when can I have the car?"



Brianna:  "Hey, Claire-- whatcha got?  If you're not interested in the car any more, neither am I."


Hunter: "Evan, do you always wear mittens when you go barefoot?"
Evan:  "Yeah, I go crazy if I can't wiggle my toes."

Hunter: "Me, I gotta talk with my hands.  At least at this point in my life."
Evan:  "Well, that kid on the e-trade ads is rolling in money, and he doesn't even say his own lines."


Claire:  "Quick, Bri, slide headfirst before Grandma turns around."


Thanks to yard sales, we now have a double stroller, which Claire and Brianna loved.  With their matching hats (made by Amanda) most passersby would think they were sisters.  And that's how close they are.
If we ever have a chance to take all four children on a stroll at the same time, we'll have to be creative.  I'm thinking one in the single stroller, two in the double, and one in the backpack.


Claire: "Bri, how long do you think it will take us to move Grandpa's 600 pounds of sand into the playhouse?"
Brianna:  "I don't know, Claire.  But it sure keeps us busy thinking of enough for him to do in his retirement."


Ain't it the truth.  And a happier Grandpa you won't find.
More pictures coming up right away. 

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

SFL Nature Trail Celebrates 25 Years

The Sandhills Farm Life Nature Trail was first funded in 1985-86 with a grant of $250 from the Public Education Foundation of Moore County.

This year the trail is undergoing a total makeover, re-design, and upgrade.  I posted photos of the first phase recently, and the trail can be walked at anytime.  Still to come will be a layer of hardwood chips and some attractive new signage.

For those of you who participate in Facebook, I have started a new page called "Friends of the Sandhills Farm Life Nature Trail."  I have already posted dozens of photos from over the years.  I'll keep adding a few at a time until you can take a "virtual nature walk" (at least until you can visit the trail).

We really had a trail even prior to '85-'86.  But there were no signs, no trail guide, and we had to find a sandbar to cross the creek.  But that was the class that dug the holes for 40 signposts, hauled load after load of dirt to fill in soggy low spots on the trail, and built the bridge, that is still serviceable, though rickety.

In honor of their work, I'm listing the names of the third graders of 1985-86 who did that work.

SKIP ALDRICH
KELLY ANDERSON
LEAH BLACK
ELIZABETH BRUCE
KATE CLAY
KOREN COX
CHERYL DOBBINS
TIMMY FERGUSON
SABRINA GRAVATT
LANCE MATTHEWS
DANIELLE NELSON
DEE MCKENZIE
ZACHARY RILEY
JENNIFER TAYLOR
BRADLEY WHITAKER
JONATHAN ALDRIDGE
MARY BARNES
ADRIAN BLUE
JIMMY CALHOUN
TIM COOPER
RYAN DIXON
MANDY BOGER
JOHN GIBBONS
AMY MASON
ROBERT MATTHEWS
JAIME MCGILL
JASON REYNOLDS
CLYDE TAYLOR
BRENT VAUGHAN

Some adults who offered valuable assistance were also listed in our original guidebook.  First and foremost is Dawn Horne, my faithful longtime assistant.  She put up with my antics and my snakes and never complained.  The others are Steve Bow, Mary Anne Johnson, Wayne Black, Shirley Cox, Ronnie McKinnon, Keith and Jo Ellen Stewart, and Ray and Ann Bruce.  Our chief consultant was Superintendent Mac Goodwin of Weymouth Woods Sandhills Nature Preserve.

There was one more significant line in the dedication:
"3rd Graders of years past for keeping the dream of the Nature Trail alive."

Happily, it looks like the trail will endure for many more years to come, even better than before.  Former students have already expressed a desire to bring their own children there.  And my hope is that a whole new generation of Farm Life students will experience this wonderful place as part of their "outside the box" education.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

More January Candids

I left an unsolved mystery in the previous post.  The "fifth" character is Kitty Cat, of course.  He's a beloved part of our family, and Claire and Brianna inquire about him frequently when he's not around.

Claire: "Grandma, will you tell Mommy to get me a Kitty Cat and a king-size bed?"


Brianna: "Grandma, I thought Hunter was the one who was supposed to be getting sleepy."


Evan:  "Hey, man.  Give me five!  Uh. . . five what?  I don't know."


Claire: "I know I'm too big to suck my fingers.  But nobody said I couldn't suck my dolly's fingers.  YUM."


Claire:  "I'm sure a real queen would know how to manage two crowns."


Claire:  "And then Cinderella said, 'Well I'll be. . . the doggone thang fits."



Here's the other bargain we got at the daycare's going-out-of-business sale: a Playhouse.  Whoopee!


Claire:  "I know it's only January.  But I want to be ready when they announce the Egg Hunt."


Brianna:  "Listen, you.  When the sign says 'No Soliciting,' that's exactly what it means."


Brianna:  "Don't be silly.  How should I know what an ironing board is."


Brianna:  "Sure, I'm sure they're 3-D glasses.  My Mommy had 'em back in the olden days."


Brianna:  "Grandma, did you mean it when you said we couldn't have snack till Hunter turns over?  I'll be glad to help him.


Claire: "I dare you to post this picture, Grandpa.  Everybody will know it's Evan's paci, not mine."


Grandpa: "Evan, some pictures just don't need a caption.  You are a handsome dude."


Claire:  "Grandpa, please hurry and take the picture.  This swing has to be at least 32 degrees."


Evan: "Dear God, thank you for Mommy and Daddy and Grandma and Grandpa and all my family.  And please let me grow up big and tall like my big sister Claire someday."


As you can see, I may never run out of material.  Just time!

Candidly Speaking: They're at it again-- all FIVE of 'em!

It's been days since my last blog post, but I've been busy, believe me.  Now I have all the January pictures I'm eager to share.  Here's a start.

Brianna: "Grandma, why does everything taste better when I sit in your lap?"
(Or is it those Veggie Tale plates Grandma bought?)

Great Granny: "Hunter, let me give you some hints about surviving in a world surrounded by girls."

Hunter: "That's all right.  I LIKE being surrounded by girls!"


Here Hunter is sporting a really cool hat made by his own Mommy.  Amanda has learned how to make them and is even making them available at a local consignment shop!


Grandpa:  "I'm very patient, Hunter.  Just start reading whenever you're ready."


Grandma, Evan, Claire, Kitty Cat's white paws, and Grandpa


Claire: "Well, this is one way to make sure Grandpa doesn't step on my feet when we dance."


This Li'l Tykes slide was our lucky find at the neighboring daycare which will not be reopening.
Brianna got something similar for Christmas, and after seeing video of her on it, I thought this slightly used one was a godsend.  As so many of our "things" are.


From his lofty perch, Kitty Cat supervises both work and play.  And when he chooses, he descends and takes part.  But ONLY when HE chooses.


But this benevolent ruler has to keep in shape.  And that involves a lot of stretching.  And proper diet and rest, of course.


Another blog should follow soon with more January highlights.  Of which there were many.